Yak yak yak....

Chain Mails....

Ever received those emails which promise you a free mobile phone/laptop/monetary returns if you forward the email out to others? I'm sure you have received one or two, and if you are those who did received and forwarded it out, i feel sorry for you, lol.... Well, I received one not so long ago and having ample time that particular time, I drafted one and emailed it to the sender.

"er.... i heard HDA(Housing Development Association) also giving away a 5 room flat in Sengkang.

But you must email this word of mouth mail to another 50 families who are thinking of upgrading. Don't worry, the Association's skynet computer will be able to compute the difference and track the number of mails even though you send this email from your own computer.

Don't worry if you can't email it out to 50 families, 40 families and you will get a 4 room flat, and 30 families will entitled you to a 3 room flat. But of course it must be provided that you satisfy the eligibility.

If the families that you email managed to email another 50 families, you will be entitled to a luxurious condominium of your choice.

A registered mail will be sent to whenever you are after the quota of families have reached, again the Association's super computer will be able to track you down whenever you are and get the letter delivered to you, the computer will also be able to know your preference of flat. It is done by collecting the amount of pressure you exert onto the keyboard and dividing them by the constellation of your birth year.

It's part of the nation's 40 years celebration.

:)"

So don't be surprise if the above email reaches you.... it tells a lot about your friend, you know... ha ha

Overheard

BF: I think this one looks nicer (pointing to bag)

GF: U know nothing abt handbags lah, it's a girl's thing! Besides, i'm the one paying for it.

BF: I have a say because I'm going to carry it for you most of the time anyway.

GF: (Speechless.....)

Citrus

I always believe in this quote, "When life throws you lemons, make lemonade!" But I received an email from a friend, going one step further... "When life throws you lemons, have tequila and ask your friends over!!!

iPhone.... iWant!

Finally, after many months of painful wait, the price of iPhone price is slashed! Heh heh... So yours truly kan cheongly ordered one online albeit some obstacles.

I can't believe how much some of the locals are willingly to pay after doing a 'research' online, it ranges from $850 to $1500!!! Being a cheapo, I of course source for the most economical way. The cheapest is to get someone who is flying to the US to buy it for you ($399 US = $600 SGD), I have that lobang lah, but i'll have to wait for a long time, so I decided to buy it online via vPost....

Please don't ask me things like, iPhone good meh? I'm a totally biased apple guy, it is totally pure desire other than a need, hope that didn't come out wrong, ha ha.

Anxiously waiting for it......

Nobody loves me....why?

I have a colleague who is quite upset that nobody celebrates his birthday at work. It happened so that we celebrated for three other colleagues, (well one of them actually kept reminding us days before, shameless dude...) He actually sulked and pouted during work and someone actually had to ask him why before he blurted out the reason.

Aiyoh, I mean if no one celebrates for you, so be it lah. In my own opinion, the reason is very simple, because he is not liked lor! For a guy he is very temperamental, possible suffering from chronic pms. He is sometimes rather rude when communicating with people and has a huge ego. Also, sometimes when he is angry he tends to slam things on purpose. My gawd.... very the char bor right? I remembered from my psy classes in school, this is so call no insight. He doesn't complete his own job duties at times, yet he demands it from others.

I think the best gift for him this christmas would be a mirror, a magic mirror perhaps, to help him identify the person in him that he can't see. Hmmm... the mirror might just crack!!!

Bitting back

I shouted at my colleague at work today!!

Well, normally I'll try to be a nice person at work, always trying to be a boy scout (pui!! ha ha). Then there is this colleague of mine who'll always work with an attitude, not that she is a bad person, but it is just the way she chooses to be. She once said to me, "If I'm being nice, I'm not myself, I like being mean to people, It makes me feel good." Sounds like an enigma? Hardly, I think this girl has some issues, but I shall not digress.

Whenever someone asks her something, she will either answer with a blank look and give a grudging reply or ignore the person as if the person doesn't exists. I supposed her mensuration volume that day also plays a part. In short, I got some taste of her attitude today and decided to return the 'courtesy'. She actually retaliated! I ended our conversation across the corridor by just telling her to "MYOB". I was not angry or anything but just wanna let her know that attitude doesn't come exclusively with mensuration... ha ha. I shall practice more in time to come.

What happened Moi?

Reading through my own recent blogs, I found out that I have become so mellowed. Where is all the bitchiness and sarcasm? When since I became so sanitized? What has nursing done to me?

I shall try to find the Mr. Hyde in me, being a Dr. Jekyll all the time is such a bore, not to mention repressed. Seek and I sshhhall find..... :)

My recent travel pics.....

Below are some photos from my recent travel, They were 'stitched' together using many separate shots, taken at about 180 degrees, click for a bigger photo;

1. We were sipping tea and having snacks while overlooking this
beautiful padi terraces at this coffee place... cool breeze....